Monday, August 18, 2014

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

Saturday, August 16, 2014

500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.

(Source: askthefangirls)

(Source: bebluntwithme)

alphamanda:

elegantpaws:

h0rrid:

just-to-see-a-smile-on-your-face:

monkeywandsgutter:

This only happened yesterday and it’s already got over 50K notes… 

Finally humans with humanity

A little information for ya’ll, this man fell in between the carriage and platform and was freed less than ten minutes later. 

When he fell employees of Transperth (Australia) were meters away and were able to signal the driver so he would not just take off and rip the guys leg off.

The staff motioned everyone on the platform to push the carriage in a tear worthy moment of people power

The guy who fell wasn’t hurt and got on the next fucking train so he could go to work.

And if that isn’t the tightest shit you ever heard get the fuck out of my face.

I love this and I am even happier because I found one girl person contributing to this tear jerker moment.

This is why you stay behind the yellow line

(Source: yodiscrepo)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

floozys:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

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Oh baby, give me one more chance,

To show you that I love you.

Won’t you please let me back in your heart!

(Source: chrispratts)

uglynewyork:

When you miraculously avoid Final Destination Deaths

(Source: humor-y-videojuegos)

varg-fucking-vikernes:

elementofrevenge:

Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.

Ozzy is a national treasure

Thursday, August 14, 2014

maxeth:

what the fuck is going on

(Source: oldspice)